me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
excuse me did you call me BLACK??? i would prefer you use #000000
i went outside for five minutes and got a bug bite this is why I have trust issues
I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
-My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)
Chai’s compositions are the bane of my existence
"I don’t wanna die, no I’m gonna win…My name is Chai and I live in a bin!"
"I wanna be, the angry cow, that no one ever was, pow now now(?)…to catch the cow is my real test, to milk him is my cause! I will travel across minecraft, searching for a bae pow now now(??) Hazel moo is the real bae, she is the cute…"
PS: Yes I memorise the whole thing…
do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time