very sexy, phil [x]


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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(via sorry)


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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(via sorry)


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amazingphan-isnotonfire:

Swaggy
youknowwhattodoliam:

gets me every time ><


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slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap, via seedy)


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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(Source: we-unhallowed, via outraged)


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