helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via alecstasy)


104,167 notes




landorus:

if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via seedy)


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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via prettyboystyles)


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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh, via outraged)


635,549 notes




shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via seedy)


192,936 notes




michaxl:

excuse me did you call me BLACK??? i would prefer you use #000000

(Source: michaxl, via seedy)


20,224 notes




enhancers:

i went outside for five minutes and got a bug bite this is why I have trust issues

(via outraged)


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h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

(via pizza)


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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

(via pizza)


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Chai’s compositions are the bane of my existence

221bfandomnationdistrict394:

"I don’t wanna die, no I’m gonna win…My name is Chai and I live in a bin!"

"I wanna be, the angry cow, that no one ever was, pow now now(?)…to catch the cow is my real test, to milk him is my cause! I will travel across minecraft, searching for a bae pow now now(??) Hazel moo is the real bae, she is the cute…"

PS: Yes I memorise the whole thing…

(via mynameschai)


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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

(Source: j5h, via seedy)


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callmeoutis:


secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time


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