neymarsfcb:

I feel so left out bc yall just being friends and talk to each other and make jokes and i just sit here like woah man im so alone


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shuckl:

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shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via kakoland)


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phanfreakingtabulous:

oh man i havent felt this since “wow dan’s hot” “what about meeee”


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  • YOLO: you only live online

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via ridemydisick)


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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old


 


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